Prologue
The point of the sword was coming in fast at my
middle with a hundred and seventy pounds of thrust
behind it, so I had little time to do anything but
react. I hopped back on both feet like a matador and
brought my own rapier over the top with force in a
circular parry. His point was knocked out of line and
missed me by three inches. It was enough. Before he
could recover from his deep lunge I sprang off my left
foot into a demi-lunge of my own intending to drag my
rapier blade along his belly.
Obviously, he had a different program planned.
He lunged with his right leg forward, with his left
leg unusually far back, and his left hand held out to
the side in what I thought was sloppy form. Wrong! He
smoked me again. As I placed my weight on my forward leg
going for the belly cut, he dropped onto his left
forearm and, using his left leg as a brace, kicked out
with his right to sweep my exposed front leg from
underneath me.
Bang! I landed with my full two hundred fifty pounds
on my right hip. My sword went flying and he was on me.
"Where the hell is that in Agrippa?" I asked as I
pulled off my fencing mask. Tom De Dannin removed his
mask, laughing so hard he had to pull out his inhaler
and suck some air.
"I stole that move from the Jackie Chan movie we saw
last month in Chinatown," he said. "You ought to know
it. I think I’ll call it the Tom D. Trip!" He grinned,
that infectious Irish grin of his again. I had no choice
but to laugh at myself and accept his proffered hand to
again stand on my feet.
Just another of our weekly workouts in the schoolyard
in Bay Ridge. Tom, aside from the legitimate fencing
training he’d had, was a scrapper with bits and pieces
of four martial arts under his skinny belt and a lot of
bar fights behind him. I always tried out my
choreographic ideas with him and often profited from his
knowledge. It was worth limping home every once in
awhile.
"You just don’t have the killer instinct, Eric," he
said as we walked back to the Gatorade and our gear. He
picked up his rapier he’d named Courage, flourishing it
to heighten my shame and set down the theatrical one he
had used to beat me. "All this theatrical stuff has
taken off your edge, besides warping your mind."
"Another fall like that and it’ll warp my back. Ow!"
"No pain, no gain." he said.
"I like the one about ‘Get my stunt double’ better!
Remember all my adventures are fake!"
"Stunt double in a pig’s eye," Tom said as he
adjusted his ratty black beret so that his "Free
Ireland" pin was positioned over his right eye. "You
realize that most of the wimp actors can’t handle the
genuine article in even a staged fight." He slashed the
air with his sharp-edged Courage, making an ominous
‘swash’ sound. "It’d make you nuts to see some stunt man
screw up a fight you know you can do a thousand times
better!"
"Well, all this stuff is gonna come out in better
choreography for some of those ‘Wimp actors’ at the
Renaissance Faire this year," I said. "I’m gonna blow
that artistic director’s socks off. I’ll give ’em a
little taste at the Cloisters next week, then, come
August …!"
"Best showcase for your fight choreography yet, huh?"
He swilling down the last of a Coke he’d left by our
gear.
"Yeah, people notice the choreographer on this one.
I’ve been assistant two years running. Now, with Steve
gone and him putting in a good word for me, it’s my
show. Joust, human chess match and the Highwayman
scenes. Like a living resume."
"Don’t let it go to your head, big guy," he said. "I
can still kick your butt in a real fight."
"I’ll fight you anywhere, any time," I said with a
Sergio Leone pause. I surveyed his skinny five ten frame
from my lofty six foot six. "Anytime … as long as it’s
choreographed, and I’ll look good whipping you."
He laughed hard and then got a serious, almost dreamy
look on his face. "We were both born at least five
centuries too late, man." He sat with his back against
the wall of the handball court, a cigarette dangling
almost magically from his bottom lip.
"Sometimes, I think I was born in the wrong century,
too," I said, taking a big gulp from the Gatorade
bottle, "but then again, I kind of like antibiotics and
color TV."
"Don’t be a total hairbag, man," he said
affectionately. His voice still had a Baltimore twang
that his years in New York had barely softened. "I know
neither of us would have made it in Sparta—asthma and
all the allergies we got—but, hell." His blue eyes
sharpened focus on some place other than a schoolyard in
Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. "Don’t you feel it sometimes, Eric,
especially at a Medieval Society event or a Renaissance
Faire? Like you’re just gonna walk around a corner and
be home, with a sword on your hip, living by your wits
and skill in a world where our word means something, and
so does the next guy’s. Honor, chivalry! Where there
just might be a dragon over the horizon, or at least, a
dragon ship."
I laughed. "And you say Jillian is the poet in the
family."
"I’m Irish," he said grinning his ten-dollar smile.
"Rhyming and roguishness come with the genes." He pushed
off the wall and to his feet, at the same time filching
the Gatorade jug out of my hand. "Let’s get this stuff
inside and get some pizza and Coke."
I picked up the masks, bokkens and rubber knives. Tom
grabbed the epee-bladed stage swords, a towel we used as
a cloak and his Courage. Even though the blade on
Courage was sharp, he always brought it along to
practice solo forms and as a good luck charm.
"Coke?" I said, "So much for flagons, dragons and
wild boar."
As we crossed 36th Street he said, "It’d be a fair
trade. Nowadays, Arthur, Chuhulain, and Siegfried’s only
chance to be heroes would be to give up a seat on the
‘R’ train to an old woman."
"Yeah, no Beau Geste for us, no ballads. If we make
it to Avalon, it’ll be by Public Transit."
"It’d be a dull place to go," Tom said. "I always
hoped for Valhalla—Irish blood not with standing."
"Well the way things are going in the world," I said
more than a little serious, "we might just be around for
the Viking version of the big bang: Ragnarok."
"I hope not." He pushed against the wrought iron and
glass foyer door. "Who’ll build the funeral ships for us
and put the pig at our feet for our Viking funeral?"
"Be a bitch to hitch hike to Valhalla, huh?"
"Damn, straight!" He laughed. "Especially considering
I never learned to swim!"